“So Long, and Thanks for All the Drinks”: A Guide to Your New Year’s Resolution
In the grand tradition of New Year’s resolutions, quitting drinking ranks somewhere between “finally organizing that drawer of mysterious cables” and “learning to juggle flaming chainsaws” — theoretically possible, but likely to result in some singed eyebrows along the way. The problem with most drinking resolutions isn’t the drinking part — it’s the resolution part.…
