In the grand tradition of New Year’s resolutions, quitting drinking ranks somewhere between “finally organizing that drawer of mysterious cables” and “learning to juggle flaming chainsaws” — theoretically possible, but likely to result in some singed eyebrows along the way.
The problem with most drinking resolutions isn’t the drinking part — it’s the resolution part. Much like attempting to understand why anyone would voluntarily eat kale, the whole concept seems to have been designed by beings from another dimension who’ve only read about human behavior in poorly translated pamphlets.
But fear not, fellow Earth-dwellers! Unlike the question of life, the universe, and everything, the answer to quitting drinking isn’t 42 (though wouldn’t that be convenient?). Instead, it requires something far more interesting: becoming a badass.
This is where “The Badass and Sober Experiment” comes in — a book that approaches sobriety with all the seriousness of a dolphin wearing a top hat, while actually providing genuinely useful advice. Think of it as your guide to navigating the long road to sobriety,
Why This Resolution is Different:
- You’re not just quitting drinking; you’re upgrading your operating system
- Instead of white-knuckling through each day, you’re embarking on an experiment
- Rather than feeling deprived, you’re joining an elite club of clear-headed warriors
- You get to keep your towel (and your dignity)
The book’s author, Kevin B. Leigh, approaches sobriety like Douglas Adams might approach a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster — with wit, wisdom, and a healthy appreciation for the absurdity of it all. But instead of teaching you how to drink something that feels like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick, he shows you how to navigate life with clarity and style.
Some might say that trying to quit drinking on New Year’s is about as effective as using a paperclip to repair drone over New Jersey. But with “The Badass and Sober Experiment” (found at Badassandsober.com), you’re not just making another doomed resolution – you’re starting an adventure.
Sobriety seems impossible until someone shows you how to do it.
So this New Year’s, instead of making the same old resolution, why not try something different? Something badass? The universe is vast, infinite, and considerably more interesting when you’re sober enough to appreciate it.
Head over to Badassandsober.com to grab your copy of the ultimate guide to becoming a sober explorer of life’s greatest mysteries. And remember — unlike the answer to life, the universe, and everything, the solution to your drinking doesn’t require a supercomputer or millions of years of calculations.
It just requires you to be badass.
So long, and thanks for all the drinks – but hello to something much better: a clear mind
